May 2013
tablespoons:
dont even pretend that you wouldnt kill someone if murder was legal
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
kalories:
how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them
loaning:
I want to sleep with you. No, I don’t mean have sex. I mean sleep. Together. Under the blankets. In your bed. While you’re laying on my arm with my other hand on your body. With the window cracked, so it’s chilly and we have to cuddle closer. No talking. Just the muffled cries that you let slowly seep away from gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to...
stufficial:
its official my boobs r out of control
5 tags
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
internetexplorers:
im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead
secretsbest:
windspray:
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
fleaz:
can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys
loliconprince:
if you genuinely have a crush on me and you dont tell me ur making a mistake because if you have a crush on me ill probably develop a crush on u in 0.2 seconds
styleswanky:
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
royalteens:
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
