That awkward moment when you're playing with your...
cravingblueberries: Everyone’s looking at you like And you’re just like hahahahahaaaa
Twilight Books 'Summary'. - this made me laugh so...
— Book 1. Twilight:
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: OMG shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
Cross the line if you have feelings for older men.
Sep O7 .
Me : This book costs $16 and $19.95 in Canada .
(sarcastically) You know what I could buy for $19.95 in Canada ?
Breanna : Justin Bieber ?
LMFAO , ahh I remember that day
Day 13 .
Dear _______ , I dont have many friends that i can actually call my “friends” so when you came into my life I SWORE , damn I finally have someone i can tell my secrets too , someone I can trust, someone who will go through CRAZY ASS times with me. It was exactly like that for a while, and let me tell you, the beginning of our friendship was pretty awesome . But than , like always...
cross the line if music is the only thing that is...
Cross the line if you wish your best dreams were...
Cross The Line If You Would Give Anything Just For...
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
imtheinfluence: Then they say “Without Me??” Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass. OMG I HATE THAT.
Cross the line if you ever felt that you needed...
Cross the line if you miss how things used to be.
Day 12 .
I found out about tumblr from my godsister Breanna . I made it cause it sounded interesting to be able to blog about random stuff and see other peoples blogs . This ishh is LEGIT (; haha <3
Day 10 .
Songs I listen to when I’m : Happy : Pheonex - Lisztomania Sad : Justin Bieber - Where are you now Bored : I just put my ipod on Shuffle (; Hyped : Black eyed peas or David Guetta Mad : uhh , I just BLAST my ipod .
Day 9 .
In the past few years I can say that I am proud of a lot of things , but the main one is that I never lost my faith in God , no matter how hard things have gotten he’s still number 1 .
Day 8 .
Short term goals for this month : 1) Pass “Proofs” - because its this really hard section in geometry that I’m like failing right now so I just want to get it over with . 2) Do all my homework - because this should be a long term goal but I’m going to take this one step at a time . 3) uhhhh , Get my mom something for Christmas - because she deserves it .